by Thomas M. Pender
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10.) “Muscles, schmuscles. I could take this guy in a fight.”
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9.) “Honey, a size 6? Seriously?”
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8.) “Star Wars, Star Trek, what’s the difference?” (when surrounded by nerds)
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7.) “I’ve seen butt Xeroxes cuter than your kids.”
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6.) “Natural blonde, my foot, lady.”
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5.) “NASCAR is for sissies!” (South of the Mason-Dixon line only)
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4.) “Hockey is for sissies!” (North of the Mason-Dixon line only)
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3.) “Yes, I know how fast I was going, Officer. Do you know how fat you’re getting?”
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2.) “I dare you to fire me!”
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1.) “I really love listening to Barry Manilow, don’t you?”