Ten Things To Do In Georgia When It’s “Cold” (i.e., Below 50)

by Thomas M. Pender

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10.)      Bless someone’s heart as they try to scrape their windshield with a credit card.

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9.)        Get outside and bask in the low humidity, while you still can!

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8.)        Start planning your first beach party of the season, because we’re likely only three weeks away from summer weather.

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7.)        Leave work ten minutes early (with management’s blessing, no less!) to warm up your car.

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6.)        Wear two NASCAR shirts to church instead of one.

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5.)        Go a-huntin’!

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4.)        Finish watching football, keep watching basketball, and look forward to watching baseball.

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3.)        Call in sick, so you don’t have to go out in the horrid weather and risk getting sick.

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2.)        Reminisce about this year’s one snowfall.

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1.)        “Fix to” buy a sweater.