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		<title>On Hiatus</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Rubber Chicken Soup&#8221; is on indefinite hiatus.  Please feel free to read, re-read and comment on existing columns. Tom Pender Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=2012&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender . 10.)      Whenever someone tells you good news, you immediately stick your thumb in the air and cheer, “Like!” . 9.)        You become frustrated when you realize you don’t immediately know what’s going on in the daily lives of your 350 closest friends. . 8.)        You have no qualms about raiding [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=2006&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two &#8220;Heaven&#8221;ly Poems From March 1988</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 10:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender . . Some poems come out so short, I just call them &#8220;thoughts&#8221;: . Heaven is a hot summer day with a bottomless glass of Coke and ice. -March 1988 . . . If Heaven truly is a Paradise, then my Daddy is at his Colorado cabin fishing, hunting, and telling [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=2002&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hereafter, a.k.a. “Les” Miserable</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender I like Matt Damon.  I really do.  I enjoyed him in lighter dramatic fare, such as Good Will Hunting, heavier drama like Saving Private Ryan, and even silly things like Dogma and the infamous duet with Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel’s show (which I can’t tell you the name of!).  He’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1996&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender The fact that I could memorize just about anything that interested me became evident at a very early age.  While I couldn’t learn science to save my life (and still can’t!), I could eventually recite half-hour sitcoms with the greatest of ease.  One major accomplishment was that by the age of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1990&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Aroma Of New Life</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender Just a few weeks before my first baby was born, my mom surprised and intrigued me with a rather odd tip.  She said, “When you’re with the baby for the first time, smell it.”  I asked why, probably joking that all newborns probably smell like baby powder and pee.   She told [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1984&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender . . Do you know how we wonder where you are? When Mom blames you, do you deny everything? Are you with me when I listen to Marty Robbins in my car? Did you read the poems we wrote for you? Are you aware of our problems, of our triumphs? Did [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1977&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Beginner’s Guide To Spotting Sucky Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 10:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender It’s an age-old conundrum: How can I know if a film is worth seeing, without actually seeing the film?  With ticket prices as high as they are today, it makes sense that consumers wish to know – or to at least have a decent amount of probability – that they will [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1975&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Spring Thaw of the Religious Salesmen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 05:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender Lots of things changed in college when the snow melted and the mercury rose.  The clothes people wore got thinner and smaller, the music got louder because the windows got opener, and the once wintry and serene campus became inundated with soldiers from various religious armies.  In particular, the Krishnas and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1970&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Magical Mystery Caffeine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 10:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Thomas M. Pender I’ve often bragged that I’m addicted to absolutely nothing, except my children.  Without giving illegal or dangerous addictions even the respect of a mention, I’ve actually evaded the all-American addiction of caffeine. This has a good news/bad news effect.  I like the fact that I am not in need of caffeine, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rubberchickensoup.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10426146&amp;post=1968&amp;subd=rubberchickensoup&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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