by Thomas M. Pender
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10.) Whenever someone tells you good news, you immediately stick your thumb in the air and cheer, “Like!”
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9.) You become frustrated when you realize you don’t immediately know what’s going on in the daily lives of your 350 closest friends.
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8.) You have no qualms about raiding your friends’ real address books to find new friends.
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7.) You feel personally slighted when someone tells you they went out to dinner and a show . . . but the “news” is over two days old!
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6.) When someone shows you pictures of their family members, you can’t resist the urge to comment on each one.
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5.) While you talk to folks you know, you find yourself glancing to the right a lot, waiting for ads to pop up.
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4.) You feel a tremendous urge several times a day to announce to everyone you know how you feel, what you think, how you vote, what you did last weekend, what you’re doing next weekend, what foods you like and dislike, and your children’s latest bowel movements and other accomplishments.
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3.) Discussing the latest activities of your acquaintances seems rather flat without 30 pictures to leaf through.
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2.) It honestly bothers you when you don’t know your stepbrother’s and paperboy’s favorite bands and political views without actually asking.
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1.) When filling out official forms, you have to stop yourself from filling in your middle name as “KingOfHisDomain,” “DangerPuppy” or “PartyGurl.”
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April 26, 2011 at 5:49 PM |
Your toooooooo silly….hehehehe. Love it!